Monday, June 28, 2010

Gentlemen, this is the final rose. Ali, when you're ready.

I don't read spoilers, so if you do, don't tell me what you know!  But here are my guesses for the rest of the season of The Bachelorette:

Tonight, Justin (aka Rated R) is the one with the girlfriend and will go home. What a jerk. Craig will be the other one to get the boot, because even as you're reading this, you're not 100% which one he is.

This will leave Cape Cod Chris, Ty, Frank, Roberto and Kirk. They will get picked off in this order, leaving Roberto and Kirk as the final two, with Kirk the winner and Roberto as the next Bachelor. For what it's worth, Cape Cod Chris is my favorite, but he'll go because Ali doesn't think they have enough "romantic chemistry" (most likely something she will decide after they make out in a hot tub for an awkward while).  And, in the end, Frank's going to turn out to be emotionally unstable, or too intense, or psycho.

Oh, and - obviously - Kirk and Ali will be in love at the "After the Final Rose" ceremony, but will break up within 10-12 weeks.

What do you think?!  No spoilers, please!
xoxo,
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3 comments:

  1. Haha!!! I don't watch the show anymore, but I love reading your predictions. And really, the hot tub scene is right on. Completely predictable.
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  2. OMG I'm totally with you. But do you really think she'll pick Kirk over Roberto?? Roberto and Ali remind me a lot of Trista and Ryan because Roberto truly LOVES and cares for her which is what she's looking for I think. I think they have lasting power. But when it comes to hot bod, I mean hellooooooooo Kirk. Can we get a DVR repeat of the olive oil wrestling. Amen.

    Frank is going to crack and turn out the be the psycho I-can't-share-you-with-any-other-guy-anymore freak that we all know he'll end up as.

    Justin/Rated R - lame. But I totally saw that coming. I mean can we say repeat of Jillian/Wes from 2 seasons ago???

    Chris will come up short because he's not over his mom's death and I think that's getting in the way of him connecting with Ali. Aaaaaand he has his mom's signature tattoo'd on his body. Might be a little weird later in life if you think about it.

    Oh, and who is Ty? Oh wait, he's the country-fried guy. Not going to last. While we're at it, I was sad when Craig went home. Big dude and big tears for leaving, but he did so with dignity.

    That's my synopsis. :) LOVE yours! We should watch together!!!
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  3. I can't decide if I enjoyed reading the post or Amy's comments more. "Can we get a DVR repeat of the olive oil wrestling." - hilarious! Ok before I go into my thoughts on the matter, Glenn, after watching a total of 10 minutes of an earlier episode said "Oh, he's a lawyer. Pick him. End of game."

    I was sad for Craig but I kind of think Ali is too into looks to have let him get any farther. I still love Frank and I kind of think they're hyping the whole "i'm obsessed with being with you" thing for added TV drama. If I had my pick for Ali, Cape Cod Chris all the way. He just seems genuine, like a normal person you would actually want to be around and want to date. Robert seems like a nice guy but all I've seen as far as their connection is Ali thinking he's hot.

    Totally over Ty. I think he should have been kicked off before Craig. And WHAT is the deal with everyone singing to her? It's freaking me out!

    Fun re-cap, girls!
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